Gear:

You know I’m going to kill everyone involved with the making Halo 2. I just got done with the story and we got half a game! I finish the final boss not knowing it was the final boss, watch the cut scene and get ready for a new mission and credits… Master Chief says something like “I’m going to finish this fight.” And credits! CREDITS! I have not been this disappointed since Dot Hack. My god if I wanted half a game I would not have waited two and a half hours in a line at one AM! So I’ll say it once more Bungie will die by my hands! But it was not all bad the multi player is fun and the game play is good also, but still half a game. Oh well…
Well I’m going to sleep now.. –Gear-

And would someone Mail Me.?! Please…

RingyDingy:

Hey there! Welcome to Happy but Dead. If you’re reading this, chances are you either know us, or you found our banner ad somewhere and clicked on it. If you came via the banner, you’re either very sick, or you like puppies a lot. If you’re sick, welcome home. If you like puppies, congratulations, you just saved one’s life, but you’d better have all your friends come too, because we’ve got a whole box…
My name’s Colin, or RingyDingy (stupid lousy rhyming last name…) and the site credits me as being the writer here at Happy but Dead. What that really means is that I’m responsible for the lesser half of a 70-30 split. Gear comes up with the main plotlines, the overall feeling of the comic, and, well, the art. What I do is take his plots and write the individual comics for each one. For instance, the comic you see above is part of a five- or six- part series introducing Gear’s job.
I can’t tell you how often we plan to update, but we’d like to get all the characters introduced as soon as possible, so things might get a little…odd…these first couple months, bear with us. If you have any questions, comments, etc… go ahead and send them; I’ll read ‘em. I won’t respond to all of them, but I will read them. Keep in mind, however, just which role I have here, so don’t send me e-mails about Gear’s art… it’ll just make me hate you more.
One parting question for all of you: What movie does the following quote come from? (This is not trivia, I really don’t know, but it’s been driving me nuts!) If I do get an answer, maybe at the end of my rant each week we’ll get a new quote to pursue.
“Are you an American, or an American’t?”
-Colin-

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Sinker:

Ha Sinker's twenty-first birthday and he wins! He wins so much more than you. You know all of those horror stories you hear about people going out and drinking alot and losing 6 hours of their life while simultaineously puking up more than they thought they had eaten in their life? Yeah, none of that for sinker. Oh I went out and got really soused you can bet on that, but I honestly had a great time, never puked once and when I woke up the next evening I had nothing even remotely resembling a hangover. Now for those of you who might say "sure he probably wasn't even that drunk." I respond simply by saying "I was drunk enough to think I could dance." So very much winning on my part.

Anyway we had a problem with the jump menu involving "trampoline" so those of you who noticed it's fixed now (thanks hannah). If you guys notice that kind of stuff please do tell us so I can fix it. It was also pointed out that the rants were hard to read but if I put lighter text it's going to be a real strain on the eyes. Any suggestions?

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